wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

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yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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(via imnotgaybutmydickis)

When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

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(via twilitenitemare)

wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

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