wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

(via sureisaidthat)

yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

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wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

(Source: vocaroo, via twilitenitemare)

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via twilitenitemare)

saddestblogger:

when the only friend you have in a certain class is absent

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ruinedchildhood:

Freshman Year

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Senior Year

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(via traceofspades753)

how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

(via regularrachal)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

(via regularrachal)

  • Netflix: Are you still watching?
  • Me: I stayed in tonight to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now