bitchface12345:

i don’t do cocaine i just like the smell

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u-ok:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in

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lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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bahbumplug:

when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows

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  • First episode of Orange is the New Black: Wow this theme song is long
  • Halfway through the season: THE ANIMALS THE ANIMALS IS TRAPPED TRAPPED TRAPPED TILL THE CAGE IS FULL THE CAGE IS FULL THE DAY IS NEW AND EVERYONE IS WAITING WAITING ON YOU AND YOOOOOOOOOOUVE GOT TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

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